Walking into math class, I noticed one of my student's shirt and thought it yelped for a compliment due to its color and incorporation of the four elements of earth, fire, air and water.

"Hey (Boy's Name), I like your shirt...who got it for you?" I asked.

"Thanks! My mom got it for me. Apparently, my mom is really good at shopping."

Funny kids, always entertaining on the gloomiest of days.